January 2012
54 posts
December 2011
95 posts
The Mighty Boosh
Howard Moon: Who are you?
Old Gregg: I'm Old Greg. Pleased to meet you.
Howard Moon: What do you want?
Old Gregg: Maybe I should ask you the same question. What you doing in my waters?
Howard Moon: Just taking the air, you know. Not fishing!
Old Gregg: Then how come there's hooks in my head, fool?
Howard Moon: It's nothing to do with me, sir.
Old Gregg: It's attached to your rod, motherlicker!
Howard Moon: Please don't kill me, I have so much to give.
Old Gregg: Easy now fuzzy little man peach. You ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?
Howard Moon: What?
Old Gregg: Do you wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?
Howard Moon: No!
Old Gregg: I'm gonna hurt you.
my kids: mommy and daddy how did you two meet
me: the internet honey she reblogged my picture and that's when i knew she was dtf
edmb:
I have a lot of scars for stupid reasons.
